That is the realest looking dinosaur I think they could possibly have what more does this kid want
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
I can’t imagine life without you. You make me happy in ways I never thought were possible. I love you more than you will ever know, and more than I will ever be able to explain. You are what keeps me going everyday; so please know that you are my everything, and I will do anything and everything to keep that beautiful smile on your face every single day for the rest of my life.
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
Found a better use for the wine glasses
That’s a martini glass
I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery
I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.
My how things have changed